"I swear we hit mach one coming down the hallway." 01/15/07 episode
"Hey, we were just having fun." 01/15/07 episode
"Did you see the paper? Mom's a real hero. Pretty sweet, huh?" 01/15/07 episode
"Mom, I'm so proud of you. I mean, even the kids at school have been calling about the article. I feel like the son of someone famous instead of, well, you know." 01/15/07 episode
"Well, I got to go." 01/15/07 episode
"The gift shop's got all these papers on mom's article. I figured each family member's gonna want their own copy." 01/15/07 episode
"All right, see ya." 01/15/07 episode
"Well, yeah, you know, we've got a big family." 01/15/07 episode
"Hey, Dr. Gallaway, check out my mom." 01/15/07 episode
"Oh, come on, Mom. You don't want to do it in front of a roomful of cops and the Mayor of Salem?" 01/15/07 episode
"What's up, guys?" 01/19/07 episode
"Oh, wait a second. Check this out." 01/19/07 episode
"You know, Mom, I am riding your rep up to the line of almost cool. But, seriously, I mean, even if nobody knew what you did, saving dad's life and everything, I'd still be proud of you -- really proud." 01/19/07 episode
"You know, what is your problem?" 01/19/07 episode
"'Cause everyone here in town is proud of my mom except for you." 01/19/07 episode
"Or you're just jealous. You wish you could have been the one to save my dad." 01/19/07 episode
"Well, you know what? She did, and you know what's gonna happen if you keep on ragging on her like that? You're gonna lose me and dad for good." 01/19/07 episode
"Why? I live here." 04/12/07 episode
"Yeah, well, I'm late for school." 04/12/07 episode
"See ya." 04/12/07 episode
"Who do I have to kill?" 04/12/07 episode
"Well, yeah, that'll do the trick." 04/12/07 episode
"If it's hooked up right." 04/12/07 episode
"Don't you have like a hundred people that work for you that could do it?" 04/12/07 episode
"All right, Robert doesn't know an hdmi from a 1080p, all right? It's a simple vga-component-to- video-converter hookup, all right? Even you could figure it out." 04/12/07 episode
"Okay, but let's make it quick, all right? My dad will kill me if I'm late for school." 04/12/07 episode
"It's gonna be a little messy 'cause I don't have all the right cables." 04/12/07 episode
"Yeah. Just set up your laptop. I'll wire it to the television." 04/12/07 episode
"Yeah, and get high-quality cables instead of all this junk." 04/12/07 episode
"Your 200 bucks got you a lesson, not a private installer, all right? Pay attention." 04/12/07 episode
"Yeah, from your laptop. Do you know how to upload photos from your phone?" 04/12/07 episode
"All right. Good. Okay. It's all set up. All right, just get your laptop ready, and I'll wire it to the television." 04/12/07 episode
"I'll set the TV to auxiliary 4." 04/12/07 episode
"If it's not on 4, then it won't show the images. Just give me your phone. I'll show you." 04/12/07 episode
"Jeez. My dad was right. You're one sick perv." 04/12/07 episode
"You crossed the wires. This one goes into your output. This one goes into your laptop." 04/12/07 episode
"It's my dad." 04/12/07 episode
"Yeah, you think? I'm gonna take this outside." 04/12/07 episode
"Hey, dad. What's up? Oh, no, but I'm on my way now." 04/12/07 episode
"Knock, knock! All right, the party's over. I got to get to school. My dad's all over me for being late." 04/12/07 episode
"Yeah, that'll work. Here, I got to take this stuff apart." 04/12/07 episode
"All right, good. Now you won't have to miss 'Suzy does Salem.' " 04/12/07 episode
"I'm an adolescent. What's your excuse?" 04/12/07 episode
"What's wrong, grandma? You look a little stressed." 04/18/07 episode
"Who?" 04/18/07 episode
"Brandy mathas?" 04/18/07 episode
"Well, no, but, I don't know, just the name -- it's sort of familiar." 04/18/07 episode
"All right. 10 plus 3 is 13, and it's a triple-word score, so that makes 39 points. You are toast. I've got this game in the bag." 04/18/07 episode
"Tell me about it. I'm just getting a soda from the fridge. You want anything?" 04/18/07 episode
"All right." 04/18/07 episode
"I'll be right there, grandma. I just forgot to tivo something for my dad." 04/18/07 episode
"Grandma, what happened? What's going on?" 04/18/07 episode
"Yeah, sure, but where are you going?" 04/18/07 episode
"Uncle Philip, what are you doing here with...him?" 04/18/07 episode
"Well, you can. My mom totally reamed me for taking that money from you." 04/18/07 episode
"I-I guess it would be all right." 04/18/07 episode
"And then you just plug it in right here, and then you're good to go." 04/18/07 episode
"I told E.J. To get lost." 04/18/07 episode
"With uncle Philip." 04/18/07 episode
"And could you tell my mom that I didn't let him in so she doesn't have a cow again?" 04/18/07 episode
"Yeah, sure. I got to do some homework." 04/18/07 episode
"Yeah, dad was gaming the guy at the rental shop." 05/07/07 episode
"Yeah, that dude was not amused." 05/07/07 episode
"Yeah, it's the big day, huh, mom?" 05/07/07 episode
"Yeah!" 05/07/07 episode
"Oh, wait. Hold it, guys. Picture time." 05/07/07 episode
"I've upgraded. Check it out." 05/07/07 episode
"Oh, yeah, even grandma Kate could use it. Just point and click." 05/07/07 episode
"No way. We really got to go." 05/07/07 episode
"No. Freeze-frame. One second." 05/07/07 episode
"All right. Got my camera, got the rings. Let's go, all right?" 05/07/07 episode
"Hey, dad, what's wrong?" 05/08/07 episode
"Not if I can help it." 05/08/07 episode
"You're looking at him. I got my new camera." 05/08/07 episode
"I'm telling you. This thing can make anyone look like a pro, even you." 05/08/07 episode
"I swear I can do this. I won't let you down. And, even more importantly, I won't let mom down." 05/08/07 episode
"Great. Now, about my fee..." 05/08/07 episode
"Now, that is what I call a reaction shot." 05/08/07 episode
"These are gonna be awesome." 05/08/07 episode
"Well, yeah. That includes getting some shots of the guests." 05/08/07 episode
"Yeah, it's brand-new. Check it out." 05/08/07 episode
"Yeah, well, I got to get back to work, guys. Catch you later." 05/08/07 episode
"All right." 05/09/07 episode
"All right, time's up.""All right." 05/09/07 episode
"Yeah, you got it.""All right." 05/09/07 episode
"Okay, whenever you're ready, I'll flip the main switch and you're good to go.""All right." 05/09/07 episode
"No, I want to stay.""All right." 05/09/07 episode
"Aunt Kayla? What's with the drill?" 05/10/07 episode
"Oh, I'm sure that's over by now. The marriage probably is, too. God, I can't believe I was stupid enough to believe it might work this time." 05/10/07 episode
"You know that video we made of mom and dad, the highlights of their life together?" 05/10/07 episode
"Well, somebody totally sabotaged it. See, there was this picture of my mom and E.J." 05/10/07 episode
"They were in Lexie's car or something. I don't know. I guess it was taken the night that roof collapsed on my dad. Anyway, I'm sure grandma had something to do with it. E.J. Probably did, too. I just -- I just feel awful for dad." 05/10/07 episode
"I just -- I just don't get it. He could have died. What was my mom doing with E.J.?" 05/10/07 episode
"No, I split as soon as I could." 05/10/07 episode
"What are you looking for, anyway?" 05/10/07 episode
"I'm just saying it would really suck if you got caught right now." 05/10/07 episode
"Whatever." 05/10/07 episode
"Sure. By the way, the manager here is a real bulldog, so just watch your back." 05/10/07 episode
"What's my mom done now?" 05/22/07 episode
"Hit me with what? Is something wrong?" 05/22/07 episode
"Hey." 05/22/07 episode
"Oh, yeah. Thanks." 05/22/07 episode
" 'Bam!' " 05/22/07 episode
"Yeah. Cool." 05/22/07 episode
"It's okay, mom." 05/22/07 episode
"I know. Dad told me that you had to choose between saving dad's life and helping E.J. And I mean, it should have been an easy decision, but it must have been really tough on you." 05/22/07 episode
"But it's all over now. My parents are finally legit. And, mom, I've been waiting for you to come home so that I could thank you." 05/22/07 episode
"Yeah, for saving dad's life, for keeping our family together." 05/22/07 episode
"I love you, too, mom. Oh, and one more thing -- the pictures I downloaded from the wedding." 05/22/07 episode
"Present from me to you and dad. Check it out." 05/22/07 episode
"Yeah, just don't blame me for the ones that aunt Maggie took, like the one with grandma Kate's head cut off. Yeah." 05/22/07 episode
"Yeah. What's up?" 06/18/07 episode
"How should I know?" 06/18/07 episode
"Uh, no, I've never seen that before." 06/18/07 episode
"Mom, I'm busy, all right? I'm texting Bethany. Good luck with your mystery of the unidentified garbage. Hey -- hey, mom. You got a text message on my cellphone." 06/18/07 episode
"Yeah, it seems as Elvis is not only in the building, but he's desperate to speak with you." 06/18/07 episode
"If it was so urgent, why didn't he just text your cellphone?" 06/18/07 episode
"Oh, yeah, right. Well, couldn't make E.J. Look more pathetic. E.J. -- What a loser." 06/18/07 episode
"When I saw it, I totally thought of you Grandpa." 01/04/08 episode
01/04/08 episode
"Yeah, we stayed at this reallycool lodge. Remember the place we stayed at when we went to see Uncle Eric?" 01/04/08 episode
"Yeah, well it was kind of like that, but the rooms were twice as big." 01/04/08 episode
"Yeah, we got like two feet of fresh powder on Christmas Eve." 01/04/08 episode
"Yeah. But it was really weird not being at home. I missed all you guys." 01/04/08 episode
"Happy New Year, Mom." 01/04/08 episode
"It's been great. Uncle Austin taught me how to snowboard." 01/04/08 episode
"Yeah, it's way harder than it looks." 01/04/08 episode
"Yeah, I know. Hey, is dad around?" 01/04/08 episode
"Did something happen to him? Mom, is he okay?" 01/04/08 episode
"Can I talk to him? He hasn't called since Christmas." 01/04/08 episode
"I knew he'd get caught!" 01/04/08 episode
"Mom, can you just tell him I love him? Can you do that for me?" 01/04/08 episode