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"Dad? What are you doing with this?" 06/17/08 episode
"I was making a collage for school." 06/17/08 episode
"Okay, it wasn't for school." 06/17/08 episode
"I thought he should know, and no one else was going to tell him." 06/17/08 episode
"He never should have married her. She's mean." 06/17/08 episode
"My mom brought home a bunch of folders from the office. I saw one with Rex's name on it, got the idea, and put the letter in it." 06/17/08 episode
"You're my dad. She should marry you." 06/17/08 episode
"You're my dad, aren't you?" 06/17/08 episode
"I'm on it. " 06/17/08 episode
"I have everything I've ever wanted. This is the best. Dad and I killed in that three-legged race." 06/25/08 episode
"Dad did better than okay. Halfway through the race, I almost tripped and ate the dirt." 06/25/08 episode
"But then, Dad grabbed me and did this somersault thing, and the next thing I knew, we were going even faster." 06/25/08 episode
"It was sort of like a superhero move. Dad's the coolest." 06/25/08 episode
"Lieutenant Brody Lovett, U.S. Navy." 06/25/08 episode
"Look at what my dad and I won." 06/25/08 episode
"You have to get one of these first. I'm sure you will, though. Chicks dig guys like you." 06/25/08 episode
"What? They do. Sorry about Adriana, though." 06/25/08 episode
"Were you ever stationed in Paris, dad?" 06/25/08 episode
"He's liking it so much, he's going to stick around. " 06/25/08 episode
"He moved in." 06/25/08 episode
"Like moving upstairs." 06/25/08 episode
"What? You're my mom and he's my dad. Where else is he going to go?" 06/25/08 episode
"You should stop by sometime and we can play video games." 06/25/08 episode
"Yeah, right." 06/25/08 episode
"Hey, Dad, catch" 06/25/08 episode
"Ooh, mushy, mushy." 06/25/08 episode
"What now?" 06/25/08 episode
"There's nothing wrong with being happy that my parents are getting along, right, Dad?" 06/25/08 episode
"Is this how it's going to be, you and dad always teaming up on me?" 06/25/08 episode
"I can live with that." 06/25/08 episode
"Happy Fourth of July." 07/10/08 episode
"We were looking for you at the diner, Mom, but they said you left." 07/10/08 episode
"Dad and I made a picnic." 07/10/08 episode
"It was so cool. Dad showed me how to ollie up stairs and do a 50-50 grind at the end." 07/10/08 episode
"Want to see me do it?" 07/10/08 episode
"I'd show you the ollie, too, but I want to make sure it's perfect first." 07/10/08 episode
"Come on, Mom." 07/10/08 episode
"Hey, Rex. I did it how you showed me to. Riding my trucks and then rocking to Viki." 07/10/08 episode
"I wiped out at the end." 07/10/08 episode
"Hey, the fireworks are about to start soon and I'm starving." 07/10/08 episode
"Dad made a gazillion sandwiches. Can Rex come, too?" 07/10/08 episode
"How come?" 07/10/08 episode
"Maybe we can I-M tomorrow." 07/10/08 episode
"Mom, Mom. You should've been there. The skate jam was totally awesome. Some of the people there are going to be in the pro-games next month." 07/17/08 episode
"I'm starving. Can I have a hamburger?" 07/17/08 episode
"What's wrong? Why can't Dad kiss you?" 07/17/08 episode
"Cheeseburger, plain. Just like always." 07/17/08 episode
"Are you mad that Dad kissed you?" 07/17/08 episode
"Dad, Joaquin wants to know if you were in the pave low missions during the invasion." 07/17/08 episode
"I knew it." 07/17/08 episode
"The truth about what?" 07/17/08 episode
"Hear what? About who?" 07/18/08 episode
"What about you, Dad? What's going on?" 07/18/08 episode
"What kind of problem?" 07/18/08 episode
"But if you had a drinking problem, wouldn't you be, like, falling down and saying stupid stuff?" 07/18/08 episode
"Mom, you're wrong. Dad is so not like that. Look at him. He's totally normal." 07/18/08 episode
"Where are you going?" 07/18/08 episode
"Losing me? What'd Dad mean? Why would he lose me?" 07/18/08 episode
"Not Dad. He's everything you said he was." 07/18/08 episode
"I love him. I thought you did, too." 07/18/08 episode
"Then why did you make him go away just because he had a few beers?" 07/18/08 episode
"You should have seen all the other dads. They were drinking like it was New Year’s Eve or something." 07/18/08 episode
"You're right. He's better." 07/18/08 episode
"The war, Mom. It's because he fought in war. Aren't you always telling me to look up to people who do that?" 07/18/08 episode
"He was gone all that time doing something good. He's really upset that he missed all that time with you and me." 07/18/08 episode
"Dad takes good care of me, same as you do." 07/18/08 episode
"But Dad just said he was going to make it better. Doesn't that count for something?" 07/18/08 episode
"Dad wants us to be a happy family. Is that ever going to happen?" 07/18/08 episode
"Just, are we ever going to be, like, a real family, where you and Dad are real parents and not just friends?" 07/18/08 episode
"But it's possible, right?" 07/18/08 episode
"I just feel bad for you sometimes." 07/18/08 episode
"I keep thinking about how you stood up at Rex's wedding and said you loved him." 07/18/08 episode
"Are you always going to love Rex? Is that why we can't be a real family with Dad?" 07/18/08 episode
"Why not?" 07/18/08 episode
"But maybe not forever, right?" 07/18/08 episode
"Are you waiting to see what happens?" 07/18/08 episode
"I just want you to be happy." 07/18/08 episode
"When's he coming back?" 07/18/08 episode
"Like this?" 06/16/08 episode
"Oh, hey, Mom. Dad and I are doing a navy workout." 06/16/08 episode
"You can come back later. We're not going to be done until oh-nine hundred." 06/16/08 episode
"But, Mom " 06/16/08 episode
"Yes, Sir." 06/16/08 episode
"Mom, have you seen my basketball shoes? Am I interrupting something good or something bad?" 06/16/08 episode
"Good old times, or bad old times?" 06/16/08 episode
"I have a lot of time before school. What's next in our workout?" 06/16/08 episode
"I can't do a lot of pushups. I've tried, but I always fall flat on my face." 06/16/08 episode
"I really do." 06/16/08 episode
"Dad? What are you doing with this?" 06/17/08 episode
"I was making a collage for school." 06/17/08 episode
"Okay, it wasn't for school." 06/17/08 episode
"I thought he should know, and no one else was going to tell him." 06/17/08 episode
"He never should have married her. She's mean." 06/17/08 episode
"My mom brought home a bunch of folders from the office. I saw one with Rex's name on it, got the idea, and put the letter in it." 06/17/08 episode
"You're my dad. She should marry you." 06/17/08 episode
"You're my dad, aren't you?" 06/17/08 episode
"I'm on it. " 06/17/08 episode
"I have everything I've ever wanted. This is the best. Dad and I killed in that three-legged race." 06/25/08 episode
"Dad did better than okay. Halfway through the race, I almost tripped and ate the dirt." 06/25/08 episode
"But then, Dad grabbed me and did this somersault thing, and the next thing I knew, we were going even faster." 06/25/08 episode
"It was sort of like a superhero move. Dad's the coolest." 06/25/08 episode
"Lieutenant Brody Lovett, U.S. Navy." 06/25/08 episode
"Look at what my dad and I won." 06/25/08 episode
"You have to get one of these first. I'm sure you will, though. Chicks dig guys like you." 06/25/08 episode
"What? They do. Sorry about Adriana, though." 06/25/08 episode
"Were you ever stationed in Paris, dad?" 06/25/08 episode
"He's liking it so much, he's going to stick around. " 06/25/08 episode
"He moved in." 06/25/08 episode
"Like moving upstairs." 06/25/08 episode
"What? You're my mom and he's my dad. Where else is he going to go?" 06/25/08 episode
"You should stop by sometime and we can play video games." 06/25/08 episode
"Yeah, right." 06/25/08 episode
"Hey, Dad, catch" 06/25/08 episode
"Ooh, mushy, mushy." 06/25/08 episode
"What now?" 06/25/08 episode
"There's nothing wrong with being happy that my parents are getting along, right, Dad?" 06/25/08 episode
"Is this how it's going to be, you and dad always teaming up on me?" 06/25/08 episode
"I can live with that." 06/25/08 episode
"Happy Fourth of July." 07/10/08 episode
"We were looking for you at the diner, Mom, but they said you left." 07/10/08 episode
"Dad and I made a picnic." 07/10/08 episode
"It was so cool. Dad showed me how to ollie up stairs and do a 50-50 grind at the end." 07/10/08 episode
"Want to see me do it?" 07/10/08 episode
"I'd show you the ollie, too, but I want to make sure it's perfect first." 07/10/08 episode
"Come on, Mom." 07/10/08 episode
"Hey, Rex. I did it how you showed me to. Riding my trucks and then rocking to Viki." 07/10/08 episode
"I wiped out at the end." 07/10/08 episode
"Hey, the fireworks are about to start soon and I'm starving." 07/10/08 episode
"Dad made a gazillion sandwiches. Can Rex come, too?" 07/10/08 episode
"How come?" 07/10/08 episode
"Maybe we can I-M tomorrow." 07/10/08 episode
"Mom, Mom. You should've been there. The skate jam was totally awesome. Some of the people there are going to be in the pro-games next month." 07/17/08 episode
"I'm starving. Can I have a hamburger?" 07/17/08 episode
"What's wrong? Why can't Dad kiss you?" 07/17/08 episode
"Cheeseburger, plain. Just like always." 07/17/08 episode
"Are you mad that Dad kissed you?" 07/17/08 episode
"Dad, Joaquin wants to know if you were in the pave low missions during the invasion." 07/17/08 episode
"I knew it." 07/17/08 episode
"The truth about what?" 07/17/08 episode
"Hear what? About who?" 07/18/08 episode
"What about you, Dad? What's going on?" 07/18/08 episode
"What kind of problem?" 07/18/08 episode
"But if you had a drinking problem, wouldn't you be, like, falling down and saying stupid stuff?" 07/18/08 episode
"Mom, you're wrong. Dad is so not like that. Look at him. He's totally normal." 07/18/08 episode
"Where are you going?" 07/18/08 episode
"Losing me? What'd Dad mean? Why would he lose me?" 07/18/08 episode
"Not Dad. He's everything you said he was." 07/18/08 episode
"I love him. I thought you did, too." 07/18/08 episode
"Then why did you make him go away just because he had a few beers?" 07/18/08 episode
"You should have seen all the other dads. They were drinking like it was New Year’s Eve or something." 07/18/08 episode
"You're right. He's better." 07/18/08 episode
"The war, Mom. It's because he fought in war. Aren't you always telling me to look up to people who do that?" 07/18/08 episode
"He was gone all that time doing something good. He's really upset that he missed all that time with you and me." 07/18/08 episode
"Dad takes good care of me, same as you do." 07/18/08 episode
"But Dad just said he was going to make it better. Doesn't that count for something?" 07/18/08 episode
"Dad wants us to be a happy family. Is that ever going to happen?" 07/18/08 episode
"Just, are we ever going to be, like, a real family, where you and Dad are real parents and not just friends?" 07/18/08 episode
"But it's possible, right?" 07/18/08 episode
"I just feel bad for you sometimes." 07/18/08 episode
" keep thinking about how you stood up at Rex's wedding and said you loved him." 07/18/08 episode
"Are you always going to love Rex? Is that why we can't be a real family with Dad?" 07/18/08 episode
"Why not?" 07/18/08 episode
"But maybe not forever, right?" 07/18/08 episode
"Are you waiting to see what happens?" 07/18/08 episode
"I just want you to be happy." 07/18/08 episode
"When's he coming back?" 07/18/08 episode
"Hi. " 07/22/08 episode as spencer
"Cool. Did it hurt?" 07/22/08 episode as spencer
"Why isn't Dad home yet?" 07/24/08 episode
"Didn't he tell you where he was going? I always have to." 07/24/08 episode
"You've got about $14.75 in tips in quarters. That'll last me a whole day at Video World." 07/24/08 episode
"Well, how much did you count?" 07/24/08 episode
"Hey, Dad." 07/24/08 episode
"We're having pizza for dinner tomorrow night." 07/24/08 episode
"That's what you always tell me. "Don't get your hopes up about a puppy. Don't get your hopes up about Disney World. Don't get your hopes up about me and Brody."" 07/24/08 episode
"It's not like I made any of that up." 07/24/08 episode
"Come on, Mom. I haven't been able to hang out with Dad all night." 07/24/08 episode
"All right. Night, Mom." 07/24/08 episode
"Night, Dad." 07/24/08 episode
"Mom?" 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"You promised me a baby brother. How's that going to happen with her in the middle of everything?" 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"I can be bribed, but it'll take a lot more than that." 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"Nothing." 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"You don't know anything about me or my mom." 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"You can't know something like that." 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"I don't like ice cream. Know where I can get my hands on some small animals?" 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"Hey, what's that?" 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"Something wrong with you?" 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"Your hair is weird. Your phone is weird. You're weird." 08/01/08 episode as spencer
"But Mom, I was going to give all of them to you." 08/04/08 episode as spencer
"Bang, bang, you're dead." 08/04/08 episode as spencer
"Wow. What did I do to deserve this?" 08/08/08 episode
"You hear that? Mom's making me waffles every day, just because I'm me." 08/08/08 episode
"I knew it. So, what's so special about today?" 08/08/08 episode
"You are?" 08/08/08 episode
"You're going away? For how long?" 08/08/08 episode
"Where are you going?" 08/08/08 episode
"Is Rex lost?" 08/08/08 episode
"Where?" 08/08/08 episode
"But you've never left me overnight before." 08/08/08 episode
"Doesn't he have a mom? You're my mom." 08/08/08 episode
"I do. But I like you and Dad being together more." 08/08/08 episode
"But now you're leaving, Mom, to be with Rex. Mom, don't go." 08/08/08 episode
"What about your job at Rodi's?" 08/08/08 episode
"You're leaving, Mom, and you don't even know for how long. Sounds like change to me." 08/08/08 episode
"For real, Dad?" 08/08/08 episode
"I just want you to be happy, Mom." 08/08/08 episode
"It's not raining." 08/08/08 episode
"In a while, crocodile. I love you, Mom." 08/08/08 episode
"Is Mom back?" 08/19/08 episode
"I thought I heard you talking." 08/19/08 episode
"I had a really bad dream." 08/19/08 episode
"Worse. I dreamed you weren't my dad anymore." 08/19/08 episode
"Warm milk? Are you kidding?" 08/19/08 episode
"Well, I dreamed that you really did die in the war, like everyone said." 08/19/08 episode
"When I woke up in the dream, it was like you never came back." 08/19/08 episode
"Yeah. Everything went back to the way it was before I had a dad, just the story of one. Then I woke up for real." 08/19/08 episode
"I was worried you wouldn't be, because if you went away now, it would be worse than when I thought that I would never know you." 08/19/08 episode
"I'm so glad you came back. You're everything I wanted my dad to be." 08/19/08 episode
"Mom was awesome, but you coming was, like, even better. Sometimes I get scared that it's too good." 08/19/08 episode
"Yeah. Rex." 08/19/08 episode
"Mom loves him. What if she wants him to be my dad?" 08/19/08 episode
"I don't want you to, ever." 08/19/08 episode
"Promise?" 08/19/08 episode
"How come you let Mom go look for Rex?" 08/19/08 episode
"I wish we could make Mom see that she'd be happy with you." 08/19/08 episode
"Queens and jacks in the house. Read 'em and weep." 08/19/08 episode
"The only card game she knows is "Go Fish."" 08/19/08 episode
"She never even hung out with guys. She never went out with anyone, ever." 08/19/08 episode
"I used to think that it was because she missed you. But -- maybe I was wrong." 08/19/08 episode
"Unless --" 08/19/08 episode
"It was Rex that she was missing." 08/19/08 episode
"Rex is cool. He used to take me to baseball and stuff. And when Mom stood up at his wedding and said that she loved him, before you showed up, I wanted Rex to love Mom and not Adriana." 08/19/08 episode
"And I thought, before you showed up maybe Rex could be my dad." 08/19/08 episode
"Or that -- he really was my dad." 08/19/08 episode
"Because he was alive, and you weren’t. Sorry, Dad." 08/19/08 episode
"So, you're not mad at me?" 08/19/08 episode
"This really sucks, by the way. But since you made it, I'll drink it." 08/19/08 episode
"I wanna watch TV." 08/22/08 episode as spencer
"That's mom's evil twin. I saw her last night." 08/22/08 episode as spencer
"What do you want?" 08/22/08 episode as spencer
"Stop it. Get off of me. You're weird." 08/22/08 episode as spencer
"That's your problem." 08/22/08 episode as spencer
"Dad." 08/25/08 episode
"Is there something wrong with me?" 08/25/08 episode
"I know why we're here. You and Mom keep fighting about it when you think I'm not around." 08/25/08 episode
"I can handle it. I've known it practically my whole life." 08/25/08 episode
"My asthma's not getting any better. That's why I have to take this test. That's why I'm in the hospital again." 08/25/08 episode
"Paternity. So this test is to prove you're my dad?" 08/25/08 episode
"But we already know you're my dad." 08/25/08 episode
"I know you're my dad, you know you're my dad. What's to prove?" 08/25/08 episode
"That was a dumb dream. And I'm not scared now." 08/25/08 episode
"Even you?" 08/25/08 episode
"Okay, yeah, like on navy seal missions where things get messed up and stuff, but you're home now." 08/25/08 episode
"You're not my dad." 08/25/08 episode as spencer
"What do you mean by that, the stuff you battle at home? Is it like you trying to get Mom to fall back in love with you?" 08/25/08 episode
"Okay, but scarier? How? Nobody's shooting at you or exploding IEDs next to your convoy. At home, the worst thing that can happen is you --" 08/25/08 episode
"Grownup stuff?" 08/25/08 episode
"All I know is you don't get a medal for winning a fight with your mom or cleaning up your room after she yells at you." 08/25/08 episode
"I'm serious. All the medals you won are for being a real hero." 08/25/08 episode
"Are you doing this because Mom keeps not calling? Do you know something about where she is? Is my mom in trouble?" 08/25/08 episode
"But how come she hasn't been calling?" 08/25/08 episode
"No way." 08/25/08 episode
"I love that stuff. It's just... I don't know." 08/25/08 episode
"Because Mom thought you were dead." 08/25/08 episode
"Mom would be glad we're doing this, because she's always talking about being careful. Like making me wear my bike helmet." 08/25/08 episode
"When do we find out whether we passed the test?" 08/25/08 episode
"Morning, Dad." 08/27/08 episode
"Yeah, I did." 08/27/08 episode
"Cereal's okay." 08/27/08 episode
"You don't have to do anything special. I kind of wanted to do something special for you." 08/27/08 episode
"One of the first things that you said when you got back was how sorry you were for not being here while I was growing up, that you missed out on everything, so I put together this scrapbook for you." 08/27/08 episode
"Mom's always taking pictures, so pretty much anything important that happened to me is in here. That's me and Mom at the Bon-Jour Cafe where Mom used to work. She hates that picture of herself. She thinks she looks fat." 08/27/08 episode
"You can tell by the way I'm smiling that I hate getting dressed up." 08/27/08 episode
"Everyone says that we don't look alike, but I think in that picture, I sort of look like you." 08/27/08 episode
"A lot of kids at school don't look like their parents, either." 08/27/08 episode
"It doesn't make any difference whether we look alike or not. Once we get back that test that we took, it'll be official that you're my dad." 08/27/08 episode
"I know. You were worried because mom went away and if anything ever happened to her --" 08/27/08 episode
"Maybe that's her now." 08/27/08 episode
"Hello?" 08/27/08 episode
"Mom! It's Mom. Dad and I were just talking about you. How are you?" 08/27/08 episode
"Morning, Dad." 08/27/08 episode
"Yeah, I did." 08/27/08 episode
"Cereal's okay." 08/27/08 episode
"You don't have to do anything special. I kind of wanted to do something special for you." 08/27/08 episode
"One of the first things that you said when you got back was how sorry you were for not being here while I was growing up, that you missed out on everything, so I put together this scrapbook for you." 08/27/08 episode
"Mom's always taking pictures, so pretty much anything important that happened to me is in here. That's me and Mom at the Bon-Jour Cafe where Mom used to work. She hates that picture of herself. She thinks she looks fat." 08/27/08 episode
"You can tell by the way I'm smiling that I hate getting dressed up." 08/27/08 episode
"Everyone says that we don't look alike, but I think in that picture, I sort of look like you." 08/27/08 episode
"A lot of kids at school don't look like their parents, either." 08/27/08 episode
"It doesn't make any difference whether we look alike or not. Once we get back that test that we took, it'll be official that you're my dad." 08/27/08 episode
"I know. You were worried because mom went away and if anything ever happened to her --" 08/27/08 episode
"Maybe that's her now." 08/27/08 episode
"Hello?" 08/27/08 episode
"Mom! It's Mom. Dad and I were just talking about you. How are you?" 08/27/08 episode
"How come you never called?" 08/27/08 episode
"We didn't check the machine. Are you coming home soon?" 08/27/08 episode
"This is the longest you've ever been gone." 08/27/08 episode"Sure. Dad wants to talk to you. I love you, Mom." 08/27/08 episode
"Am I a wuss for missing her so much?" 08/27/08 episode
"Wait until she hears about that test." 08/27/08 episode
"Why?" 08/27/08 episode
"Okay, if that's what you want." 08/27/08 episode
"I want us to put these pictures in my scrapbook. This is me right after baseball practice this year." 08/27/08 episode
"He took me." 08/27/08 episode
"I made it so that you could know about my life, but I don't really know anything about yours, except that you were a Navy Seal and a hero." 08/27/08 episode
"Do you have any pictures?" 08/27/08 episode
"Well, maybe you can just tell me. It's been 10 years -- that's my whole life. A lot must have happened to you in 10 years." 08/27/08 episode
"You were a Navy Seal. That had to be awesome." 08/27/08 episode
"I still want to hear about it." 08/27/08 episode
"Okay. Here's the other picture. It is the most important one of all because it shows the best thing that ever happened to me in my entire life -- you coming home." 08/27/08 episode
"Can you believe Mom dressed me as a lion for Halloween? How dorky is that?" 08/27/08 episode
"Is it about the test?" 08/27/08 episode
""Brody Lovett and Shane Morasco, positive DNA match." Wow." 08/27/08 episode
"Dad, you okay?" 09/08/08 episode
"You hit my dad." 09/08/08 episode
"Dad, are you okay?" 09/08/08 episode
"No, I'll never listen to you again. Mom, do something. Kick him out of here. Dad, did he hurt you?" 09/08/08 episode
"Just because your life is a mess doesn't mean you get to come in here and screw up mine." 09/08/08 episode
"Nobody wants you here." 09/08/08 episode
"You may not have a dad, but I do." 09/08/08 episode
"Don't pull me." 09/08/08 episode
"Why should I say I'm sorry? He's the one who hit Dad. He's the one that's trying to ruin everything." 09/08/08 episode
"I'm not apologizing or leaving. I live here. If anyone has to go, it should be him." 09/08/08 episode
"I don't care what you meant. I'm not a baby. I know what's going on." 09/08/08 episode
"You just want to be with my mom and you'll say anything to break her and Dad up." 09/08/08 episode
"No, you had your chance and you blew it. My mom stood up and told you that she loved you, but you went on and married Ugliana anyway." 09/08/08 episode
"Go back to her. Leave me and my mom and my dad alone!" 09/08/08 episode
"You want my mom and you can't have her. Go get your family somewhere else." 09/08/08 episode
"I don't care. I don't care if I don't get anything for Christmas because I already got what I want, my dad." 09/08/08 episode
"I'm sorry I yelled." 09/08/08 episode
"I wasn't finished." 09/08/08 episode
"No. I just wanted to say that I hate Rex Balsom, and I don't care if I don't ever see his ugly rat face ever again." 09/08/08 episode
"Why should you be here for our family meeting?" 09/12/08 episode
"You already did wait too long." 09/12/08 episode
"You waited till after you married someone else and that makes it too late." 09/12/08 episode
"I don't care what it's about." 09/12/08 episode
"Here's what you don't know. I want to change my name to Shane Lovett so I have the same name as my father." 09/12/08 episode
"When people are family, they have the same name." 09/12/08 episode
"Dad, we talked about this." 09/12/08 episode
"Yeah, and I went on the internet and found out how to do it. You just fill out these forms, go to the courthouse, that's it." 09/12/08 episode
"No way, it's what I want more than anything. Why are you looking at him? He doesn't have anything to do with this. It's about us." 09/12/08 episode
"When kids have their mom's last names and not their dad's, it means they're, you know -- I want my dad's last name, like other kids." 09/12/08 episode
"Why don't we just ask him? You think he knows everything, right? If you had a son, wouldn't you want him to have the same last name as you?" 09/12/08 episode
"You would, wouldn't you? You'd want your kid to have your last name?" 09/12/08 episode
"I'm sick of you sending me out of the room. You can't get rid of me and Dad so you can talk to him." 09/12/08 episode
"It's totally important. He's my dad. You took my mom away, and we weren't even sure if she was ever coming back." 09/12/08 episode
"I don't care. He's not one of us. He's not my dad. I hate you!" 09/12/08 episode
"And my dad." 09/12/08 episode
"I'm not sorry. Dad just said that so you wouldn't be mad." 09/12/08 episode
"So why do you want to talk to me alone?" 09/12/08 episode
"I thought you were going to tell me about Dad, not steal my fries." 09/12/08 episode
"You're going to talk to me about sex?" 09/12/08 episode
"Right." 09/12/08 episode
"And we were a family." 09/12/08 episode
"I know that. He sleeps on the couch, but --" 09/12/08 episode
"Why not? Why can't we be?" 09/12/08 episode
"Because you want to be with Rex?" 09/12/08 episode
"What about Dad's name?" 09/12/08 episode
"I can hyphenate." 09/12/08 episode
"I was on the website. Mom, I want everyone, especially Dad, to know that I'm proud to be his son." 09/12/08 episode
"I'm not going to change my mind." 09/12/08 episode
"Fine. Can I go play pool?" 09/12/08 episode
"I want to get good enough so I can beat Dad. I'm tired of him letting me win." 09/12/08 episode
"Dad? Time to get up. We're really late." 09/18/08 episode
"Mom, it's okay." 09/18/08 episode
"Mom, it's okay. We were just wrestling. Dad was showing me some moves." 09/18/08 episode
"But Dad and I talked about it -- I wanted him to take me to school today." 09/18/08 episode
"I really wanted Dad to take me. He never got to before. Please, Mom? You can pick me up." 09/18/08 episode
"Thanks. I love you." 09/18/08 episode
"Yes, Mom, yes." 09/18/08 episode
"I guess." 09/18/08 episode
"Mom, I have to go." 09/18/08 episode
"Come on, Dad." 09/18/08 episode
"Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad..." 09/22/08 episode
"I know you're my dad, you know you're my dad. "Dad's here with us now." 09/22/08 episode
"Nothing, ma'am. Just sitting here." 09/22/08 episode
"Dad?" 09/22/08 episode
"He earned it." 09/22/08 episode
"What are you doing here, Dad?" 09/22/08 episode
"Ms. Gunnels, what's the big deal if my dad picks me up instead of my mom?" 09/22/08 episode
"The way you talked Ms. Gunnels into not calling my mom was awesome. She was dead set on picking me up today. She never would have said yes. But that's one of your superpowers, making people do stuff. You got to teach me how to do that, because I definitely didn't inherit it. So, uh, what are we doing here anyway?" 09/22/08 episode
"Are you serious?" 09/22/08 episode
"I love it. Wait a minute, did you just hear that? Lovett, love it?" 09/22/08 episode
"How cool is that?" 09/22/08 episode
"Thanks, Dad." 09/22/08 episode
"Maybe I should call Mom." 09/23/08 episode
"But Mom was going to pick me up today. She made a really big deal about it." 09/23/08 episode
"I know, but --" 09/23/08 episode
"Look." 09/23/08 episode
"Did you lose a medal?" 09/23/08 episode
"Where'd you lose the medal?" 09/23/08 episode
"Is that why you didn't want to go through the security line?" 09/23/08 episode
"Your medals. They would have set off the metal detector, right?" 09/23/08 episode
"Can't I just call Mom? I won't tell her where we are, I swear. I'll just tell her I'm okay." 09/23/08 episode
"Yeah, sure. Sorry." 09/23/08 episode
"All the kids have them." 09/23/08 episode
"Pretty cool, huh? How that guard took one look at you and then just waved us in." 09/23/08 episode
"Kind of makes people look at you in a different way. All the kids in my class were totally impressed." 09/23/08 episode
"Yeah. Dad?" 09/23/08 episode
"I'm just not sure of this. Mom doesn't want me to change my name. And if she doesn't want it -- I don't either." 09/23/08 episode
"Can't we just leave?" 09/23/08 episode
"But we need to talk to Mom." 09/23/08 episode
"You're right. She'll be so surprised that she'll be yelling at us from now until Halloween." 09/23/08 episode
"Cool? Are you kidding? Besides --" 09/23/08 episode
"When I first told my mom I wanted to change my name, her feelings were kind of hurt." 09/23/08 episode
"It's just I've had her name all this time and it was just the two of us Morascos, you see? It's not that I don't want your name. I just don't want to hurt my mom. I don't think you do, either." 09/23/08 episode
"So are we going to leave? Are we going to talk to Mom?" 09/23/08 episode
"Your phone's vibrating." 09/23/08 episode
"What?" 09/23/08 episode
"Add it?" 09/23/08 episode
"I don't think so. Shane Morasco-Lovett. It makes me sound like I'm English or something." 09/23/08 episode
"That's me." 09/23/08 episode
"Lieutenant Lovett is definitely my dad." 09/23/08 episode
"So we'll just get Mom's permission. No biggie, right?" 09/23/08 episode
"Why not?" 09/23/08 episode
"What? Tell me what? What's wrong?" 09/23/08 episode
"I don't get it. Why doesn't Mom want you to be my dad anymore?" 09/23/08 episode
"Yeah, I guess. But so what?" 09/23/08 episode
"She can't do that." 09/23/08 episode
"No! You're my dad -- that test proves it." 09/23/08 episode
"This has got to be Rex's idea. He's got to be the one that talked Mom into it." 09/23/08 episode
"And he's a P.I., so he knows how to do all kind of sneaky stuff." 09/23/08 episode
"No, we can't let him get away with that." 09/23/08 episode
"No! I don't want Rex to be my dad." 09/23/08 episode
"Totally. What are we going to do?" 09/23/08 episode
"I will be. Just tell me what I need to do." 09/23/08 episode
"Is it scary?" 09/23/08 episode
"What do you mean, this time? When have you ever done things wrong?" 09/23/08 episode
"Is the stuff we're going to do now for the greater good?" 09/23/08 episode
"I'm with you." 09/23/08 episode
"Why? She doesn't care about us. I'm thirsty; I'm going to go get a drink of water. I'll be right back." 09/23/08 episode
"Dad, what are we going to do now?" 09/23/08 episode
"Can't you tell me?" 09/23/08 episode
"There was a big line, and no one said anything." 09/24/08 episode
"Where are we going, Dad?" 09/24/08 episode
"Wow, you can see the whole town from here. This is awesome, Dad. So what are we going to do?" 09/24/08 episode
"So you're going to teach me how a Navy Seal survives in the wild?" 09/24/08 episode
"Is that why we came up here?" 09/24/08 episode
"That would be great." 09/24/08 episode
"There's a lot of stuff in that bag." 09/24/08 episode
"So we're on a mission?" 09/24/08 episode
"Why did you change clothes?" 09/24/08 episode
"What does that mean?" 09/24/08 episode
"I grew up thinking you died on some secret mission. I always tried to imagine how it happened. I knew you were a hero, but I just --" 09/24/08 episode
"You were a hero, too, just for going over there and risking your life. You'll always be a hero to me, Dad. I think maybe we should call Mom. You know her; she'll be really worried about me right now." 09/24/08 episode
"Wait until I tell my friends at school that me and my dad camped out on Llantano Mountain all night." 09/24/08 episode
"What happens now, Dad?" 09/24/08 episode
"What happens now, Dad?" 09/25/08 episode
"Let me see --" 09/25/08 episode
"Dad, I'm sorry." 09/25/08 episode
"Okay, I didn't know." 09/25/08 episode
"I know." 09/25/08 episode
"I won't touch the gun." 09/25/08 episode
"Who said I had to die?" 09/25/08 episode
"Did you ever shoot anybody?" 09/25/08 episode
"Did you ever kill anybody?" 09/25/08 episode
"You went in right after high school, right?" 09/25/08 episode
"You were in Iraq, right?" 09/25/08 episode
"So you've done a lot of fighting?" 09/25/08 episode
"So you must have killed someone." 09/25/08 episode
"Like Calvary?" 09/25/08 episode
"So don't be cavalier?" 09/25/08 episode
"Yes, Sir." 09/25/08 episode
"Make sure the safety's on." 09/25/08 episode
"Call someone." 09/25/08 episode
"How long does that take?" 09/25/08 episode
"What does that mean?" 09/25/08 episode
"Just stare at it?" 09/25/08 episode
"That is so cool!" 09/25/08 episode
"The hole's still hot. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. Can I try, please?" 09/25/08 episode
"I know all the rules and I'll do exactly as you say. Please, can I just try shooting it?" 09/25/08 episode
"Where -- over there? Why?" 09/26/08 episode
"Dad, what's wrong?" 09/26/08 episode
"I'll be super careful, Dad, I promise." 09/26/08 episode
"Why would I get scared?" 09/26/08 episode
"But I want to." 09/26/08 episode
"Why? Because I'm 10? Because I'm just some kid?" 09/26/08 episode
"I told you, Dad, you're my hero. If you don't teach me this stuff, who will? Just let me try. I'm not scared." 09/26/08 episode
"But you just said --" 09/26/08 episode
"Like this?" 09/26/08 episode
"Right, duh." 09/26/08 episode
"Can I shoot now?" 09/26/08 episode
"There's a lot to remember." 09/26/08 episode
"I can handle it." 09/26/08 episode
"Can I shoot now?" 09/26/08 episode
"Follow through, got it, great. The target's in my sight. Tell me when." 09/26/08 episode
"Dad, can I shoot?" 09/26/08 episode
"Dad? What's wrong? Dad?" 09/26/08 episode
"Dad, you're the greatest person ever." 09/26/08 episode
"I'm sorry I asked to shoot your gun." 09/26/08 episode
"You're upset, it's my fault." 09/26/08 episode
"Mom, nothing's wrong." 09/26/08 episode
"Tell them to put their guns down." 09/26/08 episode
"We were just hanging out." 09/26/08 episode
"Dad told me everything. You want to take him away from me and make Rex my dad, but you can't!" 09/26/08 episode
"Tell them to stop pointing their guns at my dad." 09/26/08 episode
"They'll shoot you if I go." 09/26/08 episode
"You're lying." 09/26/08 episode
"Gun safety rule number two -- never point your gun at something you're not willing to destroy." 09/26/08 episode
"This is all just a huge mistake." 09/26/08 episode
"But we didn't do anything." 09/26/08 episode
"We were just practicing. We didn't go anything wrong." 09/26/08 episode
"No, I'm not leaving my dad!" 09/26/08 episode
"Dad, I'm okay." 09/26/08 episode
"Help me! Help me! Help me, Dad!" 09/26/08 episode
"Get off of me!" 09/29/08 episode
"Help me, dad!" 09/29/08 episode
"Mom, I'm okay. Mom --" 09/29/08 episode
"Let me see my dad." 09/29/08 episode
"No, no, no, no! You can't arrest my dad." 09/29/08 episode
"Dad! Dad!" 09/29/08 episode
"Dad, Dad I'm all right." 09/29/08 episode
"His name's Lieutenant Brody Lovett and he's a war hero." 09/29/08 episode
"No! This was an accident. My dad didn't do anything wrong." 09/29/08 episode
"Mom, I want to see Dad. Where did they take him?" 09/29/08 episode
"Where is he?" 09/29/08 episode
"Mom? Mom? Mom! When can we see Dad?" 09/29/08 episode
"I know. They threw him in jail." 09/29/08 episode
"Who else would I mean?" 09/29/08 episode
"So, can we please see dad?" 09/29/08 episode
"You don't care about my father at all, do you?" 09/29/08 episode
"I don't believe you. All you care about is Rex." 09/29/08 episode
"Excuse me, Sir? I'm looking for Lieutenant Lovett. Can you please tell me where he is?" 09/30/08 episode
"Look, I just want to see --" 09/30/08 episode
"Hey, Dad, you didn't shoot me. I'm right here. Dad, I'm fine. Dad!" 09/30/08 episode
"What you did to me?" 09/30/08 episode
"Who was going to kill you? Dad, it's Shane. I'm your son." 09/30/08 episode
"No, I won't leave you. I'm your son. Dad, it's Shane. I'm your son, you know that." 09/30/08 episode
"Dad, no, no! No -- Dad, no!" 09/30/08 episode
"What did you do to my dad? He was saying all kinds of wacky stuff." 09/30/08 episode
"Because he was in the war?" 09/30/08 episode
"I want to stay for my dad. I'm afraid he's going to hurt himself or something." 09/30/08 episode
"The doctor's coming? You're positive?" 09/30/08 episode
"I hope Dad's going to be okay." 09/30/08 episode
"I just wanted to see my dad, and you wouldn't take me." 09/30/08 episode
"I just wanted to be with my dad." 09/30/08 episode
"It's not fair that I have to stay here." 09/30/08 episode
"He's my dad, and he's all alone." 09/30/08 episode
"It was an accident." 09/30/08 episode
"We were camping. Dad called you and told you that." 09/30/08 episode
"You probably didn't even check. All you care about is Rex." 09/30/08 episode
"What are you talking about?" 09/30/08 episode
"You don't know what you're talking about." 10/01/08 episode
"You're lying." 10/01/08 episode
"Dad warned me about this. He said that you'd try to make me believe that Rex is my father." 10/01/08 episode
"Brody is my dad. I don't care --" 10/01/08 episode
"What you say." 10/01/08 episode
"Dad told me that you would wreck this whole family just so you could be with Rex." 10/01/08 episode
"I don't care what you say, Brody is my dad." 10/01/08 episode
"I don't want to hear this." 10/01/08 episode
"If she hadn't done that, would you have married Dad, I mean, Brody?" 10/01/08 episode
"So, Rex ran out and then Brody stepped up?" 10/01/08 episode
"Even if I did believe that, which I don't, why would I want a jerk like Rex for a dad?" 10/01/08 episode
"So why did he leave? I'd never do that to somebody, have sex with her and then just take off." 10/01/08 episode
"You couldn't call him?" 10/01/08 episode
"What about his parents, his friends? Somebody had to know where he was. This is all a lie. You've been telling me that Brody Lovett was my father ever since I was little. Why would you do that if it wasn't true?" 10/01/08 episode
"He came looking for us as soon as he found out his mom lied." 10/01/08 episode
"Like you're a liar." 10/01/08 episode
"Mom, how stupid do you think I am? We took a DNA test. DNA tests don't lie." 10/01/08 episode
"Are you trying to say that the hospital lied to us?" 10/01/08 episode
"Yeah, right. I was there." 10/01/08 episode
"He brought his toothbrush." 10/01/08 episode
"That's crazy. He would never lie to me." 10/01/08 episode
"He's in jail and he needs us and he's all alone. He's so messed up, Mom. He needs to know that we love him and that we're on his side." 10/01/08 episode
"You hate Dad because he accidentally shot Rex." 10/01/08 episode
"I'm never going to stop loving him, and he's never going to stop loving me. I don't care what you say." 10/01/08 episode
"So why are you telling me all this?" 10/01/08 episode
"So why'd he marry Adriana? You told him that you loved him and he went on and married Evelyn Evil." 10/01/08 episode
"Oh, he's a real catch, Mom." 10/01/08 episode
"No, you're doing this for yourself, aren't you? Come on, admit it. You're doing this for you." 10/01/08 episode
"I'm sorry. I don't Rex to be my father. I want Brody." 10/01/08 episode
"I'm not going to hate myself." 10/01/08 episode
"What's everyone looking at?" 10/02/08 episode
"I guess." 10/02/08 episode
"Like you'd know." 10/02/08 episode
"I don't need time. I already know Rex." 10/02/08 episode
"Rex isn't a bad guy. He's not like -- he's not Brody." 10/02/08 episode
"Brody's a Navy Seal, a war hero." 10/02/08 episode
"He has medals." 10/02/08 episode
"It's not like I want him to die." 10/02/08 episode
"Do I have to go in there?" 10/02/08 episode
"I wouldn't know what to say." 10/02/08 episode
"Gone, like dead?" 10/16/08 episode
"I didn't make Evelyn Evil evil enough." 10/16/08 episode
"No, I don't want anything from the vending machine. And I'm not going to leave you alone with her so she can hit you again." 10/16/08 episode
"What's best for Rex is seeing someone that really cares about him, like my mom." 10/16/08 episode
"You hit my mom in a church. Way to go, Mom." 10/16/08 episode
"That hitting is never the answer." 10/16/08 episode
"She can't make us do anything." 10/16/08 episode
"So we just give up?" 10/16/08 episode
"Never give up." 10/16/08 episode
"I -- I can't, I got to do my homework. I have a lot of make-up work from the days I missed when -- you know." 10/23/08 episode
"I hope both of them do." 10/23/08 episode
"Your dad told me that he didn't know you were his son for a long time." 10/23/08 episode
"Way weird. But, you're cool with your dad." 10/23/08 episode
"It's like the same thing for me. Brody, he's the only dad I've ever had. How am I just supposed to think that he's just some guy?" 10/23/08 episode
"I used to think that Rex was cool. I even wanted him to be my dad at first, when I thought my real dad -- I mean, Brody, was dead. But then, Brody showed up, and I was so stoked." 10/23/08 episode
"When he showed up at Rex's wedding, it was like the greatest moment of my life." 10/23/08 episode
"Brody was so cool -- every day. He showed me all this tight stuff like martial arts and how to survive if your chopper goes down in the middle of a jungle and you have to live off tarantulas." 10/23/08 episode
"He was, like, the best dad ever. Maybe I shouldn't have been so mean to Rex. I was just mad at him because I wanted my mom to be with Brody and not Rex." 10/23/08 episode
"Well, at least he didn't shoot your real dad. Brody -- he's not really a bad guy. He did all that stuff because of the war." 10/23/08 episode
"And now both my dads are in trouble. I don't know what to do." 10/23/08 episode
"Sam -- he's dead?" 10/23/08 episode
"Oh, I hope Rex makes it. I really do. My mom's going crazy worried about him. I feel bad that I'm not." 10/23/08 episode
"I'm the total opposite. I can't stop thinking of Brody as my dad." 10/23/08 episode
"Yeah, but I don't know if Rex and my mom are going to be like that. I don't even know if Rex is going to make it." 10/23/08 episode
"You, too." 10/23/08 episode
"Everyone says that we don't look alike, but I think in that picture, I sort of look like you. It is the most important one of all because it shows the best thing that ever happened to me in my entire life -- you coming home." 10/23/08 episode
"So he may not seem like himself. I know, you've told me a gazillion times. I don't care. I still want to see him." 11/04/08 episode
"I heard. I was standing right there." 11/04/08 episode
"Why? We can just wait for the other person to leave." 11/04/08 episode
"Mom, you already let me take a day off from school. Do you really want me to skip another day?" 11/04/08 episode
"Then please, I need to see Brody. And he needs to see me even more." 11/04/08 episode
"That's what Brody did, isn't it? When he told you that he wanted to be my dad?" 11/04/08 episode
"Mom, I can see Brody. Come on." 11/04/08 episode
"Are you feeling any better?" 11/04/08 episode
"Mom, can I talk to Brody alone?" 11/04/08 episode
"I know that you didn't mean to hurt anybody." 11/04/08 episode
"What's going to happen to you now?" 11/04/08 episode
"I don't know what's going to happen to me, either. I'm wondering if --" 11/04/08 episode
"Never mind." 11/04/08 episode
"I don't know if Rex is going to be moving in with us, or if I'm going to have to sleep over at his place." 11/04/08 episode
"But I don't want to stay at Rex's." 11/04/08 episode
"It's awarded for valor, right? And that means courage, right?" 11/04/08 episode
"I hope so." 11/04/08 episode
"I won't leave you. " 11/04/08 episode
"You're my dad. That's how I think of you. That's how I'll always think of you." 11/04/08 episode
"I'll see you again. I promise I will. " 11/04/08 episode
"Rex? Wait." 11/04/08 episode
"Rex, wait."11/05/08
"I was thinking, maybe we could talk?"11/05/08
"I was kind of thinking that, yeah. Is it okay?"11/05/08
"That's not like forever, is it?"11/05/08
"Good, because, you know, that would suck."11/05/08
"So, you're my dad."11/05/08
"For what?"11/05/08
"I thought you didn't know about me."11/05/08
"Why are you telling me this?"11/05/08
"Exactly how many kids do you know besides me?"11/05/08
"So what do we do now?"11/05/08
"And I wasn't so great to you sometimes."11/05/08
"I saw how much my mom was into you. I wanted you to break up with Adriana, so you could be with my mom and be my --"11/05/08
"Until now."11/05/08
"Oh, my dad -- Brody, he just gave it to me. It's a silver star."11/05/08
"It's for valor. He says that that means courage."11/05/08
"Well, we had to talk sometime, didn't we?"11/05/08
"I love hot dogs."11/05/08
"Hey, Brody."11/25/08
"This doesn't look like a jail."11/25/08
"You seem better now."11/25/08
"My mom said that what happened was because of the war. I hoped, maybe, that you can come home now."11/25/08
"I'm totally going to waste you."11/25/08
"Okay, I guess. Yesterday was the Thanksgiving play."11/25/08
"Yeah. All my feathers fell off. Dad, it was so lame. You should have seen it."11/25/08
"Mom got a new camera today. She's going to take tons of pictures of the Christmas pageant."11/25/08
"Yeah, I'm going to be a wise man. I got a fake beard and everything."11/25/08
"Brody? Are you okay? Brody."11/25/08
"Brody told me a lot about you. You were in the same squad in Iraq."11/25/08
"Were you there?"11/25/08
"I knew it."11/25/08
"Do I have to get my hair cut? Can I just, like, wear a baseball cap or something?"12/04/08
"Christmas cards with pictures are lame. It's a proven fact."12/04/08
"I did."12/04/08
"Every rule has an exception."12/04/08
"Nothing happened. Thanksgiving was fine. Rex ate my Brussels sprouts for me."12/04/08
"That's not because of Rex."12/04/08
"Rex helped Brody. I don't mind being in the card with him. If he wanted me to, I'd even dress up like Rudolph."12/04/08
"Because of Brody."12/04/08
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